POLYESTER
ODORAMA SCRATCH-N-SNIFF CARD
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Polyester Script Dialogue Explaining "Odorama"
Hello, moviegoers.
I am Dr. Arnold Quackenshaw.
I'm here to explain to you...
the wondrous screen gimmick, Odorama will enable you, the viewer...
to actually smell, right from your movie seat...
some of life's most fragrant odors.
The producers of this film...
have unselfishly spent untold millions of dollars...
to develop this startling process.
And l, I have been locked away for many years...
in the laboratory...
experimenting with this mind-boggling project.
I would like to share with you some of my research.
All right, first of all... The most prominent part of the human face.
It bears the nostrils und covers the nasal passages.
We all have one, this nose, sneezer, schnoz, beak, smeller, snout, schnoot...
it all means the same thing.
Through this nose...
comes some of life's most rewarding sensations...
und we plan to share with you...
some of the most beautiful odors known to mankind.
Unfortunately, this same nose...
is also responsible for bringing us some odors...
that are rather repulsive.
We have not shied away from this distressing fact.
You will experience some odors that may shock you...
but the producers of this film...
believe that today's audiences are mature enough...
to accept the fact that some things in life...
just plain stink.
All right, now, this is the product...
of our endless experimentation...
the Odorama card.
The card is actually quite simple to operate.
Just listen carefully und follow my instructions.
When a number appears on the screen...
that is your signal to scratch and to sniff...
the same number on your Odorama card.
Use anything you want to scratch it.
Use a key, a coin. Number one...
Now, sniff it, number one.
You get it? You smell it?
It works. Ladies and gentlemen,
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Odorama.
this... is the nose.
call it what you will...
Use your fingernail.
By God, it actually works!
THIS is Odorama!